Jordan Home for Sale
With Michael Jordan spending most of his time on the east coast, he's unloading his 56,000 sq. ft. Chicago mega-mansion. Don't expect the anemic real estate market to inspire him sell it at a discount. The Chicago Tribune reports that the mansion is listed at a price of $29 million. No house in Chicago has ever sold for that amount -- or for over $20 million, for that matter.
Yes, it's horribly overpriced in an arrogant, ostentatious, Jordanesque kind of way.
I guess we should remember that the price includes being close to Lake Michigan, living in the swanky Highland Park area, and dodging bullets and drug dealers in the fabulously notorious high-crime city.
The most striking part of the listing is not the price, however. It's that MICHAEL JORDAN's FURNISHINGS WILL BE INCLUDED in the sale! This house will be a must-buy for the rich stalker or fanatic.
Imagine getting to lie of the sofa where Michael Jordan's butt once sat.
Imagine playing basketball on the in-door court he used. Think about dipping your toe into Jordan's pool and then grabbing a beer from his refrigerator.
Just driving up to the mansion and seeing the number "23" stylized on the gate would be surreal.
This is a fan's paradise -- or an eBay seller's dream. I imagine everything he left behind will eventually be stripped and sold to the highest bidder once the new owner redecorates.
That would be such a shame though. I almost feel it should be bought, preserved, and turned into some sort of museum or tourist attraction.





